Sometimes in the world of “cyber-security”, hacking makes it possible for people to take over partial or even complete control of a website. Recently at Houston Auto Buyers we were hacked by the infamous “Junk Yard Dog.” Generally, you can eradicate any security breaches and resume normal operations within just a few days of the web assault, but not after the “Junk Yard Dog” leaves his mark… It is virtually impossible to remove the stench of the puppy pudding perpetrator. As a result of him “claiming his territory”, we were not able to properly scrub a few pages of content so we would like to apologize for the inconvenience.
Let me start by saying I’m a big fan of law enforcement and I support quality crime fighters like Under Dog, Deputy Dawg, Hong Kong Phooey, Superman’s Dog, Krypto and the “greatest dance of all danes” Scooby-Doo.(who technically is more like a mystery-solving dog, but he’s just so cool you have to include him in all dog related categories) I use the term, loosely, because you have your “animated challenged” group with Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, Toto and several others from tv and movies from like hundreds of puppy years ago, but those don’t count. We are also going to need to leave out the following:
McGruff the crime dog – the catastrophe in cartoon canine crime-fighting “cred.” Sure, it may have started out innocently, a few extra biscuits from fans, but then people started noticing a pattern. Businesses who contributed biscuits never had any issues with arson, robbery, vandalism and other crimes. Those owners who did not cough up cookies for the shoe wearing sleuth, with the oversized dog head, experience a different kind of justice. Before long it eventually led to the largest public pinch on puppy predatory “pay for play” practices ever published. Billions of biscuits found in dog houses everywhere, an elaborate network of “border collies,” of course smuggling them in and out of countries. A seedy tale of countless mistresses and litters of hungry puppies left unattended by a selfless hound who had no heart beneath that trenchcoat. Here is some of his handy work… notice the veil type threat set by the mood of this extortion material disguised as a public service announcement.
This commercial used to give me the creeps… I wanted to scream, “Run, Jenny, RUN!” Don’t stop and look in the car! I mean, “This is Jenny… but this is NOT Jenny’s dad.” The way he said that was s…
They always seemed to find them, just as soon as their parents paid with crates of gourmet dog treats. If it weren’t for the seemingly normal behavior of those returned to their parents, the malicious mutt would have been collared sooner. Therapists noticed patterns in children where they were suddenly clinging to house cats and crying and running from family dogs and even puppies. Extortion, kidnapping, illegal gambling on cartoon chicken fights, smuggling of pet treats. The once famous hound whose motto was “take a bite out of crime” was sentenced to life “in kennel” with only brief walks daily.